May 2013
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
Fall in love when you are ready, not when you’re lonely.
– Simon Nessman (via the-caffeinejunkie)
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...
– Unknown (via mermaidsongs)
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
cheerupsmelly:
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
April 2013